He's really creeping me out

If Danny Bonaduce doesn't quit calling me late at night I'm going to get a restraining order. We had one date when we were fifteen years old, ONE DATE, that's it!!!

I bet Janet Jackson doesn't show up either

Mike Lookinlad totally wimped out on this years Brady Bunch vs. Good Times Charity Volleyball Tournament. I guess I could try to get in touch with Robbie Rist, but, god, he was such a little perv. I'll have to call Barry Williams to see if he still keeps in touch with Robbie. I still think Florence Henderson should be in charge of this!!!

This is your brain on drugs

I ran into the Two Corey's at a TVLand get together yesterday.
They thought I was Nicole Eggert.

Sam was her beard

I visited Ann B. Davis at the Motion Picture Retirement Home last week.
She called me Miss Hathaway and tried to slip me the tongue.

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!!!

I've been trying to get Maureen McCormick on the phone for weeks but all I get is her "Hello, I'm Maureen McCormick, and yes, I used to be Marcia Brady" answering machine message.
The bitch still owes me for the Mary Kay she bought from me six months ago.

Hello, I'm Eve Plumb

And I don't know WTF's a matter with me!